and then i go and drop the bombshell, upon you.

whew....that was exhausting. goodbye weekend.

i like to think of myself as a very easygoing guy. there are very few things that upset me or cause me to become angry. but poor communication and customer service can really work my nerve. after my air conditioner went on the fritz mid-week, i learned just how lucky or is it privileged we are go come home to a house that is 72 degrees.

by friday i was ready to leave the 84 degree desert at my condo, and the fact that it took until saturday to get someone out to my place had me in a full-on fag storm. i admit that part of the breakdown in communication has to do with me leaving my cell phone at Beardy's, but when i give simple instructions to a technician on the phone and he still manages to do the exact opposite, well, i just don't have time for that. i guess they don't call it Fort Knox for nothing.

i managed to release some stress with a bike ride, and later Beardy came over to inform me of his new job offer. so i treated him to a celebratory dinner at ECCO.

Jill and Walt's birthday brunch was a lot of fun. I had no idea that it would be such a big event, so I found several opportunities to inform everyone of the "Welcome to my Home" video on youtube. and, after a few sangrias, i managed to do a few impersonations. What??

as my trip to Ptown grows closer, i now focus on the T Shirts and CD. methinks i need to send a little email to DJ David LaSalle.......

here i am doing my best Brenda Dickson....."Do you like this gown?"

apparently, Chrissy found my Brenda Dickson impersonation funny

Walt, the birthday boy

me, Beardy, and just a tish of hyperhydrosis....

the sun rising up

thank you, Tony, for filling me with such envy that i was forced to place an APB to mr. frank green and commence the Ptown planning early. it appears that someone has chronicled the July 4th holiday up on the cape through a series of photos, taken from the various parties that week. looks like much fun, but i can bet that none of the queens received a special "thank you" on the loudspeaker from none other than DJ David LaSalle for coming out and supporting him on the decks. johnbrown and i did, however, after attending a marathon dance session spanning two weeks. yeah, we might have gone to the A House every single night. but why not? there is nothing better than meeting Olivia and dancing your ass of to some of the finest house music in a club that closely resembles The Red Lobster on Cobb Parkway. after all, it is one of the oldest bars/clubs in the nation. now if i can only find a way to have Beardy join me in the promised land, even if it were only to amount to a couple of days.....

but first, i must prepare for the third of our Out & About events this sunday at Shout. of course, i have yet to mix and prepare the CD we intend to give out to the first 50 people through the door. but i tend to perform better under pressure. stay tuned.

now let's focus on beauty, exercise, and nutrition

part 2 shows us brenda's secrets to maintaining that womanly figure. plus some helpful tips on nutrition (avoid all fat if possible, thanks brenda!) and cosmetic must-haves.

Ostrich feathers anyone???

This is one of the funniest things i have seen in years.

took an oath, i'mma stick it out 'till the end

well hello.

sorry for the lapse in blogging, but i have been buzy with other things.

here's what has been going on.... Pride '07 came and left so very quickly. i have to admit that it was refreshing to be able to attend the Sunday parade without having to dodge lightning bolts and downpours. john and erik's brunch was again a huge success, and the Sanctuary realty party on sunday afternoon was off the hook. I, for one, thought that seeing Chris Naeve dancing shirtless was well worth the $20 donation I made at the door.

Hottie McBearderton has now become Hottie McBoyfriend and i am really excited about that. It's funny, just when you think you have met everyone in this town, this awesome person comes into your life. He keeps me laughing and that is very important to me.

and now my focus turns to PTown, which is lest than 2 months away.....must....get....to.....gym.......