Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Flirting with disaster cake

So I have developed this childish crush on the new guy at work. Maybe it is because he is cute and gay and about the closest thing we have had for eye candy in the last two years....at work that is. Or maybe it is his baby-face, tall stature and flawless skin. I have NEVER been attracted to guys younger than I am, but I guess like all things, your taste can change. I was shocked today when he told me he was indeed a Capricorn like me and was preparing for his 26th birthday! Yikes. But I was equally disappointed when he told me that he purchased matching titanium rings for his "partner" for Christmas. The very partner who is 23 years old and living up in Bridgemill in Canton.....with his boyfriend. Now I am not looking to be a homewrecker, lord knows I have been down that dark road before, but what is the harm in flirting?

This week: some overdue Christmas shopping, a week long visit from a four-legged friend named Boris, four straight days of call, and of course, Christmas.....

Just remember, Jesus is the Reason for the Season.


LJ said...

It's not homewrecking when you know it's not going to last anyway... and what 23 year old with a home in Canton can really hang on to a cutie hanging out in Midtown? That is just asking for someone to come along and sweep him away, platinum rings be damned.

Donks said...

I agree...Canton is really, really far away. Flirting is fun and he will soon come to his senses...

E said...

"He's not available."

"But I love him."

"I know, but he has a lover."

"But I love him."

"He's a baby and nothing good will come of this."

"But I love him."

"You're too young to be someone's daddy."

"But I love him."

Stop it.